Pete in his battered helmet, oversized goggles and unmistakable weathered coat.
OUTBACK · SOMEWHERE · YEAR UNKNOWN

Off Grid Living & Survival Tips with DRY AS A BONE PETE

SURVIVAL TIPS FOR LIVING OFF GRID.

A time traveller. A survivor. A bloke who probably shouldn't be trusted with a map.

GOOD GUPPIES.GOOD TOMATOES.GOOD TIMES.
FIELD REPORT NO. 001TAKE WHAT YOU NEED. LEAVE THE PLACE BETTER.↓
01 CHARACTER FILE

TIME TRAVELLER · TOMATO ENTHUSIAST · UNCONFIRMED NAVIGATOR

WHO THE HELL
IS PETE?

Meet Pete – Australia's Most Unlikely Survival Expert

Pete is a time traveller, off-grid survivor and a bit of a legend (out here anyway).

He survives on guppies, tomatoes, bananas bought from roadside stands, and the occasional V from his mate Jake. He's always exploring, usually looking for gold, and never takes his helmet, goggles or Dry As A Bone coat off.

Nobody really knows where he's from or where he's going. Pete doesn't worry about the little things. Unless one of them's gone missing. Then he checks every pocket in the coat.

Read the field notes
Pete taking a quiet break at camp, still wearing his helmet, goggles and coat.
LOCATION: NOT ON THE MAP FIG. 01
Pete relaxing outdoors beside a rough camp chair.
THE COAT IS ON. ALL IS WELL.
Still looking
for gold, mate.
PETE'S HIGHLY UNOFFICIAL CHECKLIST

Today's plan (subject to weather)

  • Find gold (maybe)
  • Have water, then maybe V
  • Check the guppies
  • Grow a tomato
  • Pay for the bananas
  • Enjoy the peace
02 THE DIGITAL FIELD GUIDE
Supplied Dry As A Bone Pete — Survival Tips for Living Off Grid cover: Pete in his black helmet and goggles, distinctive coat and holding a BLUE V against a gritty Australian outback backdrop.
A proper field guide.
A questionable bloke.
21-PAGE
FIELD EDITION

THE GUIDE · DIGITAL PDF · GUMROAD DELIVERY

Pete's Off Grid
Survival Guide

A LITTLE BUSH WISDOM. A LOT OF PETE.

DRY AS A BONE PETE — Survival Tips for Living Off Grid.

A humorous, heart-warming survival guide featuring Pete's questionable theories, off-grid adventures and unconventional approach to life. The fish claims are fiction. The useful safety notes are the sensible bits.

  • 01 Digital PDF, delivered automatically by Gumroad after purchase
  • 02 Easy to read on your phone, tablet or wherever you take a break
  • 03 Bush yarns, Pete's field notes and sensible preparedness basics

Secure payment, receipt and file delivery are handled by Gumroad. No separate account or payment system on Pete's site.

03 OUT THERE, SOMEWHERE

RECOVERED FROM PETE'S CAMERA ROLL

LATEST ADVENTURES

No idea what
he's looking for →
Pete sitting in the evening light, taking a quiet breather.

04 / THOUGHTS FROM THE COAT

PETE'S PHILOSOPHY

“Never rush a good thing. Especially if you've got a cold V.”

“Some blokes chase money. Pete chases gold. Neither has found much.”

“Life's too short to take your helmet off.”

“Sometimes you've just got to sit down and enjoy the peace.”

— Pete, apparently

05 USEFUL BITS, SUSPICIOUS THEORIES

PETE'S FIELD NOTES

THE BUSH ISN'T
A HOW-TO VIDEO.

Pete's the fictional bloke in the goggles. The practical notes are grounded in ordinary preparation, local advice and a healthy respect for weather.

Make one good plan before the sky turns strange

Off-grid living in Australia can mean different things in different places. Start with your household, the local climate and the services you depend on. Before you spend money on gear, learn how you will get updates, where you can go if conditions deteriorate, and who will know your plan. Pete once charted an escape route on the back of a tomato label. Jake suggested a map that could survive rain.

For emergency preparedness, write down key contacts, meeting places, medicines, pet needs and a way to charge your phone. Store safe drinking water and familiar shelf-stable food. Queensland's Get Ready guidance suggests preparing supplies for three days as a starting point; remote homes may need more. No universal number suits every household. Pete's occasional V is a treat, not a replacement for water, food or sleep. Follow local emergency and health advice for water, fire, storms and heat.

FIELD
TIP

Tell someone where you're going and when you expect to be back. If the forecast changes, change the plan. The coat has no objection.

Pete is an entertaining fictional character, not a certified survival expert. This short note is general information, not a substitute for current official warnings, training or local advice.

01 / START CLOSE

Australian Off Grid Living and Survival Tips

Off-grid living starts with your place, people and local risks. Understand water, power, waste and communications before buying gear. Build a plan around the climate and services you actually have.

02 / LEARN THE BASICS

Essential Survival Skills for Beginners

Start with navigation, weather awareness, first-aid training and a household contact plan. Store safe drinking water and familiar food. For water notices, storms, heat or fire, use current local authority advice—not Pete's guppy theory.

03 / THE LONG GAME

Living Off Grid in Australia

Self-sufficient living is a series of practical systems, not one dramatic weekend. Think about seasonal water, food storage, reliable shelter and backup power. Learn the maintenance before depending on the equipment.

04 / BE A GOOD GUEST

Bush Survival and Self-Sufficient Living

Grow a few suitable vegetables if you have the soil and water for them. Ask permission, leave tracks clean, protect local wildlife and tell a mate your route. Never drink untreated water or eat unidentified plants.

SIX STORIES · PLENTY OF PRACTICAL BITS

SIX FIELD NOTES.
NO MAGIC TRICKS.

Original, source-backed notes about off-grid living, bush preparedness and growing a few good tomatoes. Pete supplies the yarn; local authorities supply the serious bits.

Pete is an entertaining fictional character, not a certified survival expert. Follow current official advice for real emergencies.

A DRY PLACE. SOMETHING TO EAT. A MATE WHO CHECKS IN.

THAT'LL DO
FOR A START.

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